Ares jokes

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Presidents are normal, physically.

Biden: Trips over a f***ing stair.

If you're bored, punch an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are some girls scared easily?

They don't have balls.

Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.

My friends:

Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.

Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.

Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.

Me: You guys are getting sleep...

So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"

We are close to beating the world record of comments on this website (171). Right now, there are 155, so put more comments!

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Wife: Aww, thanks.

Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!

Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!

Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?

Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.