Ares jokes

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

"Roses are red, Shut up and go to bed!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?

If you have cancer, you are gay.

Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents' house, and he asked his grandpa, "Can I have a cigarette?" His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "No." "Then that's your answer." A little bit later, Little Johnny asked for a beer. His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "I already said no." "Well, that's your answer." Later, he was complaining to his grandma, and she gave him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Well, yes, it can." And Little Johnny said, "Well, go fuck yourself, old man, because these are my cookies."

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"

If you're in a roast battle with a homophobe and they are talking mad shit, just say:

"The only thing looser than your mouth is your asshole!"

The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.

Black and bitter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Whenever I’m bored, I hit up my local orphanage and beat some of them up.

I mean honestly, what are they going to do, tell their parents? 😂😂

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"

An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.

Who hit the ground first?

The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.