Ares jokes
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.
It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!