Ares jokes
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
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Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?