Ares jokes
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.