Ares jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Memes
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.