Ares jokes
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"