Ares jokes

Two lepers meet on the street.

First says "How are you doing?"

Second says "Mustn't crumble!"

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

Why are skinny people skinny?

Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?

Brigham Young and Boise State.

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are most dark jokes about orphans?

They can't complain to their parents.

"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.

I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.

Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?

Because she’s blind and deaf.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?

They are both nowhere to be found.

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.