Ares jokes
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.