Appearance jokes
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
ugly rat
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
What do you and Quasimodo have in common?
You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.