Appearance jokes
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
Your face.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your reflection.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.