Appearance jokes

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

Your reflection.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

I'll put white in your smile.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?

Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?

Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.

Fat guy: Thinking.

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.