Appearance jokes

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.

Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!

Wife: Kid?

Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

Your reflection.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.

Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.

Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

What do you say to a black midget?

Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?