Appearance jokes
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
bro got the lightskin stare
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.