Appearance jokes
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.
Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Your reflection.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.