Appearance jokes

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your hairline and your mom go way back.

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?