Appearance jokes
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
I'll put white in your smile.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Hairline got repossessed.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
You look like a cat.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.