Appearance jokes

You look like a cat.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.

Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.

Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.

How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

I'll put white in your smile.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.