Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
You look like a cat.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(