Appearance jokes

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"

You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she turned on the TV, it changed channels by itself.

You have a head of a Malteser and a hairline VEGTA.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.