Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your face.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."