Appearance jokes
Shut up with that Vegeta looking hairline!
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
You look like a cat.
Memes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Your mum is so ugly that aliens don’t come here.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!