Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Show yourself.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.