Appearance jokes
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
You're so ugly!
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.