Appearance jokes

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.