Appearance jokes
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.