Appearance jokes
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline and my grandpa go wayyyyy back.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Memes
Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.