Appearance jokes

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

He pimples?

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

Your eyebrows and hairline are so far apart that when Dora the Explorer went and found your hairline and was trying to find your eyebrows, the map couldn't even tell her.

Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.

It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.