Appearance jokes

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.

Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.