Appearance jokes
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your hairline goes back to the first century.
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.