Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?
Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Memes
the face of a murderer
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Did you know your dad was a magician? He disappeared the second he saw your ugly ass face!
Your mom disrespected your dad when he saw your face.
Iād give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Does that dick match that forehead? š
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."