Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.