Appearance jokes
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.