Appearance jokes

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...