Appearance jokes

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Your face.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.