Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Yo mama so ugly,
my screen cracked when she took her photo!
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!