Appearance jokes

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

You look like Megamind, drug dealer.

Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Your face.

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.