Appearance jokes

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.

Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?

The husband answers her: Pretty.

The wife responds: Thank yo-

The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!

Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Your face.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.

Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.