Appearance jokes

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:

Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!