Appearance jokes

So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!

The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.

Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."

The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

Levi and Andrew are fat.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.

He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.

He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.

Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"

The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

"Simon says touch your chin."

The fat people be like, "Which one?"

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.

Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.

Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.