Appearance jokes
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
You built like you in the 1980's!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
You're so ugly!
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.