Appearance jokes
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.