Appearance jokes

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

What's the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.

What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?

Your next door grumpy old neighbor.

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

Yo mama fat as fuck.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

1, 2 look at your shoes.

3, 4 they look better than yours.

5, 6 you have no friends.

7, 8 you look like a ape.

9, 10 don't you like men?

11, 12 hell naw I like females.

Levi and Andrew are fat.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.