Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Can't believe this movie came out in 2005.
Your mom's hot.
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Yo mama fat as fuck.