Appearance jokes
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
You built like you in the 1980's!
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!