Appearance jokes

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What do you call an ugly, grey thing?

Cinderelephant!

Why did the chicken not cross the road?

Because it saw your face!

Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.

Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.

That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.

I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!

Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.