Site nearly as dead as my trim.
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying the website is super inactive, like, nobody's using it. And the author compares that to their "trim," which is slang for their haircut being wack, dull, or non-existent. Basically, it's a double whammy of deadness. Get it? No? Figures.