Appearance jokes
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Your mom's hot.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Hairline.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.