Appearance jokes
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Hairline.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
My face.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.