Appearance jokes

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Hairline.

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

My face.

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?

He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”

Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.