Appearance jokes

My face.

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!

Hairline.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.