Appearance jokes

Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.

Your mom's hot.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.

Hairline.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!

Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.