Appearance jokes

You look sexy with that rope around your neck.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?

Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.