Appearance jokes
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Your mom's hot.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
Hairline.