Appearance jokes
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
I'm bald.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?