Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Appearance Jokes
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
Itโs a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you canโt say you werenโt warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
I'm bald.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
I'd give you a nasty look, but you've already got one.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
