Appearance jokes

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."

You're so hot!

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!

Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.