Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
Whatβs the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
Your face is a joke.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
Itβs a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
You look good now, but youβd look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
