There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
So this guy named Andrew Furda was my boyfriend for like a half a week, so five days. Then bam, I cut my hair. He only liked me for my looks, and I hoped he regrets it because it is WAR, so if you see this, you're going down, Andrew!
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
