Appearance jokes
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.