Appearance jokes

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.