Appearance jokes
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
ugly rat
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror, her reflection threw up and ran away.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"