Appearance jokes

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

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You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.

Your hairline is so bent, not even NASA can find it.

Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.

You have a father figure.

A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.

I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

How to become a monkey?

Put a red dot on your forehead.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.