Appearance jokes

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.