Appearance jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.