Appearance jokes
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.