Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.