Appearance jokes
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Memes
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.