Appearance jokes

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?

Sharp! 🤣

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.

Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!

Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.

Roast

You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.