Appearance jokes

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Boy Scout...

- A kid who dressed like an idiot.

- An idiot who dressed like a kid.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.