Appearance jokes
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.