Appearance jokes

Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.

Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.

Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!

Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?

It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.

We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.