Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.