Appearance jokes
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Memes
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Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Your hairline.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your face.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Ali A's face.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."