Appearance jokes

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

Butt cracks.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

I love your hair today.

How did you get it to come out your nose like that?

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.

What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)

I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!

I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."