You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
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Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
You're so hot!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
