Appearance jokes
You're so fat, you have more chins than a fat Chinese with heaps of chins!
Your face was so ugly, you got adopted by a poop!
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Memes
Please tell me this is photoshopped
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Your hairline.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your face.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.