Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.