Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Appearance Jokes
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
