A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
You're tiny!
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Y'all is ugly!
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
