Appearance jokes

Your face.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.