Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-