Appearance jokes

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You got a pig head!

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.

Bent and far back.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!