Appearance jokes

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

Y'all is ugly!

Ali A's face.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.

Comment if I'm ugly.