Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

You're so hot!

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.