Appearance jokes

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

You're so hot!

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.