Appearance jokes
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
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Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Your hairline.
Your face.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Comment if I'm ugly.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
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Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.