Appearance jokes
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Y'all is ugly!
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
You're tiny!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Two people walk down the road. One says to the other, "Mitch, we passed Weight Watchers 2 minutes ago." He responds, "Jake, the noodle shop is just here. You've been carrying that sh*t on your head for 14 years!"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.