Appearance jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Your hairline.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
Your face.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
You're tiny!
Ali A's face.
Y'all is ugly!
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.