Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your reflection.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Lets go i think corn
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.