Appearance jokes

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.

Ur fat.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

You look as fat as a pig.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.

Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?