Appearance jokes

Slow and steady wins the race...

...but it will never fix your ugly face.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!

George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?

Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Ur fat.

Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.

Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

What do you call a fat midget?

A pig.

You look as fat as a pig.

What does Adam look like?

The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!

Roses are red, Violets are ugly.

Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!