Appearance jokes
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
Memes
Is this guy from Earth?
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
Your mom is so ugly that she made a mirror shatter.
Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.