She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Appearance Jokes
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
