Appearance jokes

Donald Trump is, like, really orange.

Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

Your hairline!

Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

You are so ugly my man died.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Yo mama fat as fuck.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.