Appearance jokes

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

You're so hot!

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

"Deez nutz" are a hairline.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒