Appearance jokes

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."

You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.

You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.

Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.

Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Y'all is ugly!

Ali A's face.

You're tiny!

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

My mother said I'm sexy. I said no, I have cancer.

Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.

What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.

Me: Imagine not having hair.

Kids: On chemo.

Bitch the fuck.