Appearance jokes

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You got a pig head!

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.