Appearance jokes

You: I have a nice hairline.

Your friend: Since when do you have one?

You: I forgot.

Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?

You're as tall as a giraffe.

Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

You're so hot!

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Comment if I'm ugly.

The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.