Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
You got a pig head!
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Rate me out 10/10
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Y'all is ugly!
You're tiny!
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."