Appearance jokes
If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.
You got a pig head!
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Rate me out 10/10
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Comment if I'm ugly.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.