Appearance jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?

Random guy: Why?

Me: Because you look like a whale.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."

Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You got a pig head!

Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.

My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.