Appearance jokes
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!
Dolls have wigs made of mohair, cancer patients have wigs of no hair.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.