Appearance jokes
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Ur fat.
Your fat!
All dumbs aren't blonde.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Y'all is ugly!
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)