Apparent jokes

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

My parents told me I was born on the highway.

Apparently that’s where most accidents happen.

Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."

Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?

The punchline isn’t apparent.

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

What do renovators and lesbians have in common?

They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

I got kicked out of the hospital.

Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.