Apparent

Apparent jokes

Priest

  • Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

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  • Monica Lewinsky

  • Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

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  • Mistake

  • Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."

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  • Kid

  • How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...

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  • Vasectomy

  • I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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  • Website

  • I find this website. I see this person named Gwen. I simp for her, but just for a troll. Next thing I know, we're somehow dating? Then her ex comes in and dates her again. Apparently, he is gay, and I'm pretty sure Gwen could be a boy, but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let y'all know this isn't really supposed to be a dating app or drama app, it's a joke app, and this isn't really a joke. But one last thing, you guys are all b*tches...

    Finger

  • Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

    #HOMIEZ4Life

    P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

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  • Russian Forces

  • I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

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  • Woman

  • Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

    That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

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  • Girlfriend

  • My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

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  • Slogan

  • Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

    Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

    School

  • She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

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