Apparent jokes
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
My Dad was mowing the grass today. I looked out the window and saw him slumped over the lawnmower. Apparently, he was just going through a rough patch.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.
Community talk
yall im act so pissed. So my dad doesn't want me to spend the weekend at emilys house cause shes my girlfriend, and it's "asking for trouble" bcuz im 15. What's gonna happen? her mom's home ALL weekend, AND I can't even get knocked up if we did do anything. And apparently I'm "manipulating" my dad by saying "can I go to emilys house for the weekend" instead of "Can I go spend the weekend with my girlfriend?" And … Read more
Hey, so what's happened with Jake? Apparently he's a creep or smth. (Don't tell me he pulled a dagger cuz idk what happened to him either so)
Hey ugliesssss it’s me Kayla ofc anyways I’m writing this cuz I would like to inform you all that I am officially gone? Eh that didnt sound as cool as I thought “I’m a legend thanos” anywaysssssss heh, I won’t be active for a little while cuz I’m being forced i apparently have a coconsussion not a bad one I just have to stay in a very dark room so my eyes are burning while I’m currently typing this but yea I just wan… Read more