Apparent

Apparent jokes

Disneyland

  • They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

    Ass

  • What is it called when you whoop a donkey?

    A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.

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  • Soup

  • When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"

    Lego

  • I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."

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  • Russian Forces

  • I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

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  • School

  • She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, and we're both getting sent home from school because it's distracting to boys, apparently.

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  • Vasectomy

  • I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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  • Child

  • How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

    More than ten, apparently.

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  • Mistake

  • Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."

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  • Girlfriend

  • My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.

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