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Heroin Monkey

A man with glasses and a beard is talking to the camera with the text "So apparently the rape advice hotline is for 'victims'" at the bottom. The man looks confused.

Adolf kitler

A black cat with a white paw print on its back lies on a wooden floor. The text says: "Cat wandered into kitchen where my daughter was baking, and now apparently he's taking the Hobbits to Isengard."

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

help me please im being abused

A sign on a wooden post with the text 'PRIVATE. GUESTS ONLY. WITH OWNERS'. Below that is the text 'SLAVERY. Has apparently made a comeback.'

CallMeLyxi

Bro, me

Apparently referring to
screaming kids in a store as
"Semen Demons" is not
publicly acceptable, Who knew?
Traum