The 50+ Best Apparent Jokes

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Why aren’t orphan jokes funny? The punchline isn’t apparent.

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.

They say masterbation is better with a dead arm

Apparently I ruined that funeral

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"

How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...

Apparently Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

guy spills milk on a me i say " it's OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.

Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\

Little johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. "oh just a bug." Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face he then says. "That bug sure had a big dick didn't he?"

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him

my girlfriend dumped me today apparently I don't stand up for her in fights I don't care she use to push me around all the time

How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

More than ten, apparently.

I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”