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Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children. If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
There's a blind hooker in town. She never sees anyone coming.
I respect anyone who devotes there life to charity work
But I think Paul walker went a step to far
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
hey you the person who ́s scrolling, i know you might have depression and some feel they cant talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please if you need to talk to others if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone i promise you that i will talk to you, you are not alone and even though it seems it won't change and get better it will i promise. please no harsh comments toward each other.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
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To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
anyone want to eat me up im in that kind of mood right now
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
What did the twin towers say to each other
Sorry if that offended anyone
“I guess we are going down together”
Did anyone ever noticed that " STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying.
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if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
