Anyone Jokes

Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked

Did anyone ever noticed that " STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying.

Anyone know abt the war? It's not Russia we should hate it's putin that we should 🙄🤪💅

As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)

P.S. I have no friends

random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️

My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird

Because it was in da sky’s

anyone up for some fortnite?

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

What to do you do after you rape a deaf girl? Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

Emergency is their doctor anywhere ? My mom has a few problems & those problems is that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..

shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids