Anyone Jokes

If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

The teacher once said to some students ̈i was an orphan before your principle hired me. ̈ the students said ̈oof that is sad ̈ the teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance she said ̈is anyone missing ̈ the students said ̈your parents. ̈ the teacher got offended and later that day quit her job

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As a fellow emo i find these very rude and disrespectful plz take off or i tell mom.

Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby please tell me (I'm asking for a friend)

P.S. I have no friends

Anyone who says they dont like cats, has never had one cooked right.....

Has anyone alive ever died?

Is this our eternal life?

Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?

They never look down on anyone.

I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.

I Didnt ask:❌️

Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️

random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird

Because it was in da sky’s

My wife said if I rape her again she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?

A week before Christmas my wife left me, she said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore. On Christmas eve Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "all I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world." On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.