anyone got any new joke i ran through all the pages already
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.
ANYONE HERE A SPOON?
asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
There was an exam music quiz question about gary glitter, now if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh turn over, you've got an hour" .. it's him..
shit my bad.. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?
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if you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan. Because what are they going to do, tell their parents.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone ? His wheelchair always backs him up.
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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Dude has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be non existent.
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my husband left a note on the fridge that said, “this isn’t working.” im not sure what hes talking about. i opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? anyone know what he means?
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All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
