Your family is so poor when you knocked the door for money I offered you a penny and when you knocked again the rock answered and knocked you out
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
ANSWER BECAUSE IT GOT STUCK IN A CRACK!!!!
Name what guns are used for {wrong answers only}
if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀
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What type of bee cant fly...
Answer: Kobeee
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, “Who just threw that?”
The boy says, “Me! I’m going home now.”
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
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What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing. Hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun? So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with I have two parrots as well, they are always praying and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours. They proceed to do so and the lady's parrots say hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun? and the pastors parrots reply with Johnny drop your beads and lift your heads our prayers have been answered.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
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