Answer jokes
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Memes
MOOOMMMM
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.