Davidโs parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and whatโs the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Answer Jokes
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
Why canโt an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They donโt have a parentโs signature.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! Iโm going home now."
Why didnโt the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. ๐
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Iโm not religious, but youโre the answer to all of my prayers.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
