Answer Jokes

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny

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why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white

The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,

"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.

Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

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Why did the wither skeleton fail his test? Because his answers were netherrite.

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on