Answer jokes
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
MOOOMMMM
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."