Answer

Answer jokes

Cow

    • You have to tell this to a friend:

    There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

    Answer memes

    Family

    • Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.

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    • Cow

    • A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

    The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

    Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

    Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

    Condom

    • You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

    Question

    • Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.

    Word

    • A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."

    The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)

    Paint

    • Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.