I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked "where are you going"
He said "Camp Bin Laden"
I asked "what do they do there"
He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."
I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"
Is your fridge running?
Why yes it is!
Then you better go catch it
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?
Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!
what do you call Stephen hawkings on fire? [answer] hot wheeles
what day can you have sex on?
answer: Wednesday why? because its a hump day
riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. what am I?
answer: a stamp
Me: *writes kahoot about me then finishes* Me and friend: *plays kahoot* A question: When is (my name) happy? Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong* Answer: Never, only a portion. Friend: Do you need help?
Riddle: A man killed his wife in his car with a knife in his car and know one could see him. He threw the body out the car and thew the knife off a cliff. When he got home, the cops called the man and told him his wife is dead and to come to the sene of the crime. The man agreed and rushed to the scene. When he got there, the cops amediently arrested him. Why? ANSWER: The cops never said qhere the sene of the crime is.
A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn't shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.
Question: Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because there was a...
CRACK IN IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Question; What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"? Answer; After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer; These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer; He was okay. It was a draft so he dodged it easily!
