Answer jokes
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Funny Test Answers #8
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police.
She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?”
The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?”
The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Woman!"