Answer jokes
Quiz: Turn what for what?
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes? Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.