Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why?
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Answer Because a orphan doesn’t have a family.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
