Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
: A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible? Answer: He was born on February 29.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? Answer: The future
What month of the year has 28 days? Answer: All of them
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What has to be broken before you can use it? Answer: An egg
What question can you never answer yes to? Answer: Are you asleep yet?
PRINCE PLEASE TALK TO ME FOR REAL...LETS SORT THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLS PLS ANSWER ME I NEED AN ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW PRINCESS MY NAME IS GWEN AND I AM NOT A FAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb. The answer may shock you.
Question: Whats the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it write"!
Why orphans so good at tennis Answer : because they never knew wat love was
Why did the turky cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
who sucked on my cock
answer (you)
It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum
A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.
Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.
"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"
Hours later, police found 4 suspects
"Explain"
Sus 1: I don't vandalize
Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy
Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol
Sus 4: I eat bricks
Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-
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Notice anything in the number crowd?
Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
