Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, so the answer is yes.
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Answer Because a orphan doesn’t have a family.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 bulls or 2017 warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Answer: A promise
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office, they answer. "Hello this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab em', we slab em', how may I be of service?"
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Question: Whats the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain
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McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister is'nt listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sisters name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine I don't care!!!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...
