Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Answer: Special forces.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!