Answer

Answer jokes

Mom

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Orphan

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

Memes

Toilet

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Orphan

What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?

Answer: He's making family memories.

Cow

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

Bean

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Hairline

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

Test

My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"

I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."

She was amazed!

Pirate

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Orphan

Why did the orphan go outside the school?

Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.

Fish

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

Sun

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

Blind

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

Dad

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.