Answer jokes
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why?
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Memes
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
I think your hairline might have the hiccups.
Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?