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Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
What does an orphan call a family picture Answer: a selfie
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
Why laws forbids hoes from owning stocks in condom makers?
Answer: insider trading
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”
How does cheese rat cheese ?
It cheese
Ps. My brother made this up when he had no meds.... I almost died 😅
What does ATM stand for........
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom
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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song? Answer; Crimea River!
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
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Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -
