Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
Answer; She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Teacher: What is the Capitol of Washinton? Dumb kid: The W???
Riddle: i can fill a room, others can have me,but i cant be shared. what am i? Answer: Loneliness.
Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11
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why can't orphans play baseball? Answer- because they can't run Home.
What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
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My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him, I answered "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.😝😝😝😝😜😜🥱🥱🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴😩😩😃😃🤗🤗🤗🤗🤫🤫🤫🤫😊😊😊😊😊😉😘🥰😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥴🥴🥴🥴🤕🤕🤕🤒🤒🤒🤧🤮🤮🤮🤮😩😬😣😳🌛🥶🤧🥵😩😫🤧🤑🌜🥵😦😳😮🙁😢🤐😫🌜🤤😘😫😬🥱😘🥴🤣🙂😑😏😑😏😏
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
you know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
answer: living
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy you've worked out it is ak but what is 59 minis 12. Timmy shakes his head not knowing the teacher asks how about ak 49 minus 2? Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells What comes after ak Timmy!? The white kid at the back stands shouts 47 and pulls the trigger.
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL FOUR MEXICANS DROWNING IN A LAKE?
ANSWER: Quatro Cinco
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
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What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died. When she met God she asked Him how come you didnt answer my prayers? God replied 'i did, i kept sending men to rape you but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion'
