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    Fork pierces the flesh Guided by hunger's demand Savoury feast waits

    Tines dig deep within Seeking the sustenance craved A mealtime delight

    Belly grumbles loud Yearning for nourishment's touch Fork answers the call

    Food on the platter Fork dances with anticipation To satiate hunger's plea

    Digestion begins Fork's journey now complete Nourishing the soul

    Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts Satiating needs

    In the stomach's depths Fork finds purpose and solace A culinary bond

    With each mealtime tale The fork carves memories deep In stomachs it rests

    Blonde

    A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”

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    “What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”

    Pussy

    i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy

    Retardation

    I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes. A few hours later dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said “honey can you get the mashed potatoes” dad said “why she’s right here”

    Dirty Joke

    *Riddle:* All men have one, some got long some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

    Wheelchair

    A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.

    The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.

    On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"

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