Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
How do you keep am Idiot I'm suspense?
Answer; I'll tell you tomorrow!
