Answer jokes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!