Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Answer Jokes
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
