ANS jokes
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Why don't churches have WiFi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.