ANS jokes
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
What goes pop pop sizzle sizzle?
Two dead babies in an acid bath.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."