ANS jokes
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!