What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
I would give you a thrashing but that would be animal abuse.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Like if your bestfriend has a dog
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: because he had hives
