Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.