you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What is Hitler's favorite animal?
A dolphin.
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
What do you call a girl furry.
A pussy cat
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Why can’t dinosaur clap? Because their dead
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him rape
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
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spread the cat gun.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
