A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shlt-zhu
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
What do you call an alligator detective?? An investi- gator
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
HEY ANIME GIRL I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT JAYDEN IS A BOY AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU NEVER HAD A CHANGE SO HAHAHAHAH
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn't need a rope to hang.
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.
What did the swearing hen say?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)
What did the cussing rooster say?
Cock-a-poo-dle phew!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
