READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
I would give you a thrashing but that would be animal abuse.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
Iβm becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: because he had hives
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? Itβs either one or the udder
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
why did the cheetah get sad cause it dindint have any balls to suck
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Knock Knock Who there Who Who Who It is an owl!!
