Animal

Animal jokes

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?

Because he had a toilet call in the drain.

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?

The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀

Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?

Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.