Animal

Animal Jokes

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.